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[STMO999]

DERRON BROWN TEST
This is creepy!






Think of a letter between A&W






Repeat it out loud as you scroll down






Think of an animal that begins with that letter






Repeat it out loud as you scroll down






Think of a persons name that begins with the last letter in the animals name






Now count the letters of the name using the fingers of your right hand






Take the hand you counted on and hold it in front of your face with the palm towards you






Look at the palm closely and notice the lines in your hand






Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?






Of course they f*ckin don't.






Now punch yourself in the face and get a f*ckin life.

[Del Boy]

Had that before very good 

[feeutfo]

guessed the sort of answer about half way down, crap Steve tbh. We all know you can do much better...redeem yourself before bed time please.

[STMO999]

guessed the sort of answer about half way down, crap Steve tbh. We all know you can do much better...redeem yourself before bed time please.

I'll try.



Husband shouts downstairs to his wife " Can you come up here and help me with this clock?"
When she gets there he's standing naked with a big stiffie. "That's not a clock!" she says.
"It will be when you put two hands and a face on it"

 :-/ :-/

[feeutfo]

 .,see, knew you could do it

although i've just read your hospital joke, that was good enough to be fair, cheers big ears.

[PhilRich]

guessed the sort of answer about half way down, crap Steve tbh. We all know you can do much better...redeem yourself before bed time please.

I'll try.



Husband shouts downstairs to his wife " Can you come up here and help me with this clock?"
When she gets there he's standing naked with a big stiffie. "That's not a clock!" she says.
"It will be when you put two hands and a face on it"

 :-/ :-/

Yep! You've redeemed yourself!

[waspy]

Now punch yourself in the face and get a f*ckin life.

I'd rather punch you in the face for telling such a crap joke