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STMO999

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Hospital joke
« on: 14 February 2010, 17:56:53 »
A woman goes into hospital for a vaginal tuck. When she comes round she sees three cards on the bedside cabinet. One is from the surgeon to say all went well, one is from her husband to say how much he loves her and the other one is from Tommy in the burns unit to say thanks for the new ears. ::)
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2010, 17:57:55 »
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A woman goes into hospital for a vaginal tuck. When she comes round she sees three cards on the bedside cabinet. One is from the surgeon to say all went well, one is from her husband to say how much he loves her and the other one is from Tommy in the burns unit to say thanks for the new ears. ::)



PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2010, 18:07:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2010, 18:12:27 »
Ouchhh ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2010, 19:03:03 »
Very funny..... ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2010, 19:07:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

All in a flap over his new ears :D
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2010, 19:18:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D.......sent to a few mates :y
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #7 on: 14 February 2010, 19:57:01 »
Last time I heard that joke it was Niki Lauda who said thanks for the ears. ::) ;D
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #8 on: 14 February 2010, 20:00:21 »
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Last time I heard that joke it was Niki Lauda who said thanks for the ears. ::) ;D


Yes. But not everyone on here is an old fart like you. :P
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #9 on: 14 February 2010, 20:26:42 »
 :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #10 on: 14 February 2010, 21:03:51 »
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Last time I heard that joke it was Niki Lauda who said thanks for the ears. ::) ;D


Yes. But not everyone on here is an old fart like you. :P
And no one is as old/miserable/decrepit as you. :P :)
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Re: Hospital joke
« Reply #11 on: 15 February 2010, 11:24:21 »
Quality joke  ;D ;D ;D
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