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ear infection
« on: 15 February 2010, 11:45:07 »

 A  75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the  desk.  The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the  Doctor for today?'
'There's  something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The  receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a  crowded waiting room and say things like that.
Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused
 some embarrassment in this  room full of people You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of  strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. 
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
 The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked,'Yes??'
There's  something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her  advice.
And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
 The waiting room erupted in laughter.
 Mess  with seniors and you're going to lose!
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Re: ear infection
« Reply #1 on: 15 February 2010, 12:05:18 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ear infection
« Reply #2 on: 15 February 2010, 12:13:57 »

I Like that! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can see that happening at our doctors surgery
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Re: ear infection
« Reply #3 on: 15 February 2010, 12:43:02 »

Things like this make me look forward to being old  ;D :y
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Re: ear infection
« Reply #4 on: 15 February 2010, 13:20:49 »

 ;D ;D ;D     :y
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