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iggy21uk

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Friday jokes
« on: 19 February 2010, 15:44:35 »
Distraught farmer finds all his cows frozen in snow.He prays to god for help. A woman appears from nowhere puts her arms over his icy cows. they immediately defrost. the farmer asks her if she is angel sent from god? No replies the woman, I'm Thora Herd

Q:How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate its tits a lot.   ;D ;D

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Re: Friday jokes
« Reply #1 on: 19 February 2010, 16:21:01 »
Q How do you tell if a woman is ticklish?

A Give her a Test-tickle!

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Re: Friday jokes
« Reply #2 on: 19 February 2010, 21:13:00 »
I hope you pair didn't take them off ::)
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