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Just a tap on the shoulder...
« on: 18 February 2010, 21:03:32 »
A  British  passenger in a taxi  in Dublin leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
 
 
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from  the edge of the bridge over the Liffey River.
 
 
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 
'Be-Jesus,  I'm sorry, but you scared the  devil  out of me.'
The frightened  Brit apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten  an Irishman so much.
The driver replied, ' Will the Saints in Heaven forgive me,  it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab...................



I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #1 on: 18 February 2010, 21:04:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #2 on: 18 February 2010, 21:06:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #3 on: 18 February 2010, 21:25:56 »
Nice one Si!
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #4 on: 18 February 2010, 21:27:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #5 on: 18 February 2010, 21:32:04 »
Very good...... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #6 on: 19 February 2010, 21:34:32 »
Brill  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] pmsl
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Re: Just a tap on the shoulder...
« Reply #7 on: 19 February 2010, 21:54:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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