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THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« on: 19 February 2010, 02:25:02 »
Judy married Ted and had 13 children. Then Ted died of cancer.

She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident.

Judy again remarried, and she had 5 more children with John.

Eventually, after bearing 25 children, Judy died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:




 

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:......

"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."
 
 
 
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Re: THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« Reply #1 on: 19 February 2010, 06:55:39 »
lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« Reply #2 on: 19 February 2010, 09:39:36 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« Reply #3 on: 19 February 2010, 10:28:13 »
Good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« Reply #4 on: 19 February 2010, 17:46:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« Reply #5 on: 19 February 2010, 19:20:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D Brill!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 19 February 2010, 20:40:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER!
« Reply #7 on: 19 February 2010, 22:55:52 »
Nice one......... ;D ;D ;D :y
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