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« on: 20 February 2010, 13:36:36 »
Wife has just left for work, she's working a flight to Chicago and cannot under any circumstances be late.  As usual I help out by loading her bags into her car,my old miggy, scrape all the ice off all the windows etc.....

...then I get "Oh, can you have a look.  The Headlight/brakelight warning has been on for the last week"

I check and its the headlight H1 bulb.  Check in the garage, no spares.  FFS! I had all morning where I could have sorted out this simple task.....

Mind you only cost £1.99 on the halfrauds trade card!  :y
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« Reply #1 on: 20 February 2010, 14:42:46 »
If your wife is an air hostess... Gaffers......then you are a very lucky man.
I have yet to see one .......that is less than gorgeous.... :y :y ;)
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Re: Women!
« Reply #2 on: 20 February 2010, 14:56:38 »
 :-* You wouldn`t have us any other way! ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 20 February 2010, 15:20:10 »
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If your wife is an air hostess... Gaffers......then you are a very lucky man.
I have yet to see one .......that is less than gorgeous.... :y :y ;)

Trolly dolly is the accepted term in our house, tart with a cart merits a slap (apparently)

And yes she is gorgeous, and although she is 10 years my senior she looks younger than me  :y
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« Reply #4 on: 20 February 2010, 15:20:56 »
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:-* You wouldn`t have us any other way! ;)

ooo-er debs! That has got me thinking  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women!
« Reply #5 on: 20 February 2010, 15:50:27 »
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If your wife is an air hostess... Gaffers......then you are a very lucky man.
I have yet to see one .......that is less than gorgeous.... :y :y ;)

Try traveling with Ryan air, Air ChFrance or Luftwaffa then!
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« Reply #6 on: 20 February 2010, 16:35:44 »
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If your wife is an air hostess... Gaffers......then you are a very lucky man.
I have yet to see one .......that is less than gorgeous.... :y :y ;)

Try traveling with Ryan air, Air ChFrance or Luftwaffa then!


I only fly first class... ::) ::).....no mingers allowed... ;)
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If your wife is an air hostess... Gaffers......then you are a very lucky man.
I have yet to see one .......that is less than gorgeous.... :y :y ;)

Try traveling with Ryan air, Air ChFrance or Luftwaffa then!


I only fly first class... ::) ::).....no mingers allowed... ;)

Me too, except the last flight I took which was full in first and business.....slumming it in the back again  :'( :'( ::) ::) ;D ;D
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