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[Nickbat]

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 22 assistant neutrons, 323 deputy neutrons, and 300 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 646.

These 646 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-element-discovered.html

 

[Debs.]

My favourite feux-periodic and particularly rare-earth element is:

Unobtanium (from the movie "The Core")

Makes hen`s teeth and rocking horse droppings seem common-place.

[SWMBO]

Very funny , I especially liked:

'In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.' 

[waspy]

 

[Hannah Judes Dad]

What an accurate description.

[Bixy1]

Thats good!  I like that................... 

[Del Boy]

Very good