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« on: 22 February 2010, 15:51:24 »

Man goes to a hypnotherapist as he can't get a hard on.Hypnotist does his stuff and tells him when you say "1 2 3" you will get a permanent erection.When your wife can take no more,she must say "1 2 3 4".But beware your dick will not get hard for another year! The man rushes home,grabs his wife and shouts "1 2 3" and gets a huge erection.Wife says what did you shout "1 2 3" for?
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« Reply #1 on: 22 February 2010, 15:53:14 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 22 February 2010, 18:53:47 »

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« Reply #3 on: 22 February 2010, 20:15:16 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 22 February 2010, 20:18:04 »

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