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Today I would like to shoot...
« on: 03 April 2007, 19:49:24 »

..the man at Opel who is directly responsible for:

a.) Deciding to use a normal hex bolt on the side of my gearbox sump, that is now completely rounded off
b.) Bashing my head full swing into the corner of the garage door
c.) The general smashing sounds and tools flying that followed shortly after

/end rant.
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« Reply #1 on: 03 April 2007, 19:50:31 »

Oh dear  :(
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« Reply #2 on: 03 April 2007, 19:52:43 »

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..the man at Opel who is directly responsible for:

a.) Deciding to use a normal hex bolt on the side of my gearbox sump, that is now completely rounded off
b.) Bashing my head full swing into the corner of the garage door
c.) The general smashing sounds and tools flying that followed shortly after

/end rant.
I think c) is the reason sammy sledge has gone missing. Either she's hidden it for safety reasons, or its in the neighbours garden (and I ain't knocking on their door asking for a sledgehammer back!).

I checked the rugby field out the back, and its not there....
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« Reply #3 on: 03 April 2007, 19:54:12 »

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..the man at Opel who is directly responsible for:

a.) Deciding to use a normal hex bolt on the side of my gearbox sump, that is now completely rounded off
b.) Bashing my head full swing into the corner of the garage door
c.) The general smashing sounds and tools flying that followed shortly after

/end rant.
I think c) is the reason sammy sledge has gone missing. Either she's hidden it for safety reasons, or its in the neighbours garden (and I ain't knocking on their door asking for a sledgehammer back!).

I checked the rugby field out the back, and its not there....

Lol, I call mine 'the judge' its at my mates house whose doing an extension, like you - that was a good thing..
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..the man at Opel who is directly responsible for:

a.) Deciding to use a normal hex bolt on the side of my gearbox sump, that is now completely rounded off
b.) Bashing my head full swing into the corner of the garage door
c.) The general smashing sounds and tools flying that followed shortly after

/end rant.
I think c) is the reason sammy sledge has gone missing. Either she's hidden it for safety reasons, or its in the neighbours garden (and I ain't knocking on their door asking for a sledgehammer back!).

I checked the rugby field out the back, and its not there....

Lol, I call mine 'the judge' its at my mates house whose doing an extension, like you - that was a good thing..
Its amazing the amount of damage sammy did to a dlt tape drive unit a while back.....
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« Reply #5 on: 03 April 2007, 19:59:38 »

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I think c) is the reason sammy sledge has gone missing. Either she's hidden it for safety reasons, or its in the neighbours garden (and I ain't knocking on their door asking for a sledgehammer back!).

I checked the rugby field out the back, and its not there....
Reckon LB could have done with it on Max's rear brakes  ::)
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I think c) is the reason sammy sledge has gone missing. Either she's hidden it for safety reasons, or its in the neighbours garden (and I ain't knocking on their door asking for a sledgehammer back!).

I checked the rugby field out the back, and its not there....
Reckon LB could have done with it on Max's rear brakes  ::)
Nah, he would have left it attached somewhere.  A rachet spanner falling off at 80mph is one thing, sammy would be altogether more dangerous ;D
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