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3 Mice (NWS)
« on: 01 March 2010, 22:31:34 »
3 mice were in a pub one day having a bevvy and discussing who was the hardest.

The first mouse says he is - 'I go up to mousetraps, rip the cheese out, and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!'

The second mouse says, ' You softy! I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it for fun!'

The third mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door. ' Where are you going?' asked the other two

He replies, ' Home, to f**k the cat'...

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Re: 3 Mice (NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 01 March 2010, 22:37:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: 3 Mice (NWS)
« Reply #2 on: 01 March 2010, 23:05:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 3 Mice (NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 01 March 2010, 23:18:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: 3 Mice (NWS)
« Reply #4 on: 02 March 2010, 10:36:21 »
Hahahahahaha very good  :y :y
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Re: 3 Mice (NWS)
« Reply #5 on: 02 March 2010, 16:28:07 »
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Re: 3 Mice (NWS)
« Reply #6 on: 02 March 2010, 16:39:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y
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