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Thursday Joke !!!
« on: 04 March 2010, 18:35:29 »
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to   her students asked the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

Teacher fainted   ;D ;D
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #1 on: 04 March 2010, 18:51:54 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #2 on: 04 March 2010, 19:38:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #3 on: 04 March 2010, 19:52:26 »
Good one ;D ;D :y
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #4 on: 04 March 2010, 20:24:37 »
 :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #5 on: 04 March 2010, 21:37:16 »
I think that's the height of good manners! ;D
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #6 on: 04 March 2010, 21:41:41 »
:D :D :D :D  excellent,, will have the remember that for the next night out ;) :D
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #7 on: 04 March 2010, 23:27:48 »
Excellent.  :) :) :) :y
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Re: Thursday Joke !!!
« Reply #8 on: 05 March 2010, 08:28:34 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Nice one
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