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[Gaffers]

I think its time to investigate the possibility of mounting a .50 cal to the miggy

[STMO999]

I despise caravans 

I despise anyone who can lump everyone into the same boat.      

2nd that with bells on

Thought we were talking caravans, whats boats got to do with it?

[Del Boy]

I despise caravans 

I despise anyone who can lump everyone into the same boat.      

I said I despise caravans, not the people who have them.

Not all of us can afford £1000 for a weeks cottage rental in the areas we like to holiday in.

Do I have a cottage? I haven't been on a holiday in years either.

[Del Boy]

I despise caravans 

I despise anyone who can lump everyone into the same boat.      

This happens to BMW drivers, none of these people use indicators apparently.

[STMO999]

I despise caravans 

I despise anyone who can lump everyone into the same boat.      

This happens to BMW drivers, none of these people use indicators apparently.

Yeah. And all scousers are robbers and all.



Err..hang on...all scousers are robbers

[Del Boy]

I despise caravans 

I despise anyone who can lump everyone into the same boat.      

This happens to BMW drivers, none of these people use indicators apparently.

Yeah. And all scousers are robbers and all.



Err..hang on...all scousers are robbers

Funny as it maybe, it's true.

They get tarred with the same brush I mean, not that they're all robbers 

[Seth]

Woolacombe to M5 with the 2.0 and the caravan.

Traffic lights in Barnstable - I won the TLGP.

The hills towards the M5, little shitbox tries for an overtake, runs out of puff before getting level with the car.

If this can happen with a 2.0 imagine the fun with a V6 - a Renault Scenic diseasle found out with the 3.0 I used to have.

PM sent Martin!

[sexydaz]

I despise caravans 

I despise anyone who can lump everyone into the same boat.      

I said I despise caravans, not the people who have them.

Not all of us can afford £1000 for a weeks cottage rental in the areas we like to holiday in.

if yer could would yer want to..i love foreign holidays but pine to come home towards the end and never have while ive been off in mi van in good ole blighty

its yer very own palace which yer can place anyway yer like and all those plaintiffs even though you have a right to yer own oppinion and i can see where you have a right to complain with some of the numptys who tow i complain at them myself as i pass em but untill you try it break OFF its such a boring long drawn out gag now..yes the ole days when stanley grigglethwipe was on the A1 in his vauxhall victor pulling his 6 berth vanmaster windrush but nowadays its a younger generation in rangerovers and cayannes or audi diesels and if you do go out there and do the speed limit i think youll find a caravan will shortly after pass you

[alfie]

Hi,Mines to be ready to hooked on the back next friday,heading for brean so if any of you can catch me give a wave,no not two fingers, free weekend in unity farm resort,usually costs about £30, only to vanners who have not stayed there before,
Alfie.

[Martin_1962]

Hi,Mines to be ready to hooked on the back next friday,heading for brean so if any of you can catch me give a wave,no not two fingers, free weekend in unity farm resort,usually costs about £30, only to vanners who have not stayed there before,
Alfie.

 

Not a pleasant place - but I hope you enjoy it

[sexydaz]

Hi,Mines to be ready to hooked on the back next friday,heading for brean so if any of you can catch me give a wave,no not two fingers, free weekend in unity farm resort,usually costs about £30, only to vanners who have not stayed there before,
Alfie.

thats the spirit

[alfie]

Hi Martin,usually stay on Northam Farm,much nicer site and you haven,t got to be of at 10 am.We had a season years ago on unity bloodly hated it.
Alfie.

[Seth]

Hi Martin,usually stay on Northam Farm,much nicer site and you haven,t got to be of at 10 am.We had a season years ago on unity bloodly hated it.
Alfie.

If it's a freebie, then why not take advantage, say I!

[alfie]

Hi everyone again,while we are on this vanners subject,has any of you had the misfortune of changeing your caravan wheel,with the spare that is keep on the underslung alko wheel carrier.
Even under the best of circumstancesit is difficult to remove,let alone at the the side of a busy road/motorway.
Or am I going about the wrong way,any advice welcome.
Alfie.

[alfie]

Thanks Sethsmate.