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[waspy]

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10) Errrrrrr...............Skruntie

 

Hey STOM, you forgot me

I only try to annoy folk who are online at the time. Now you are here:

Seems like you're missing a finger

That's better

[Kevin Wood]

Ah, I take it the nose took some of the damage, I thought it was a sideways bang into kerb.

What about suspension, has that taken damage?

I assume the damage to nosecone hasn't damaged cooling system?

Nosecone took all of the impact as far as I can see. I wish they hadn't made the damned thing so strong as I would have been happy for it to shatter rather than pass the forces into the chassis! Westfield were a bit OTT with the thickness of their fibreglass panels in those days.

No, back end stepped out,  full opposite lock failed to stop the slide and it pointed me straight at the bank by the side of the road. Nosecone plloughed into that with a significant sideways component to its' direction which sent me spinning up the road until I hit tarmac. I'm glad there was a bank there instead of a ditch.

Suspension looks to be OK. I'll change the steering rack as a matter of course. (already sourced a cheap nearly-new 2nd hand item). WF suggested changing the wishbones but at £100 each I think they will recieve some careful scrutiny beforehand.

Kevin

[JesterRT]

At the moment (changes on a minute by minute basis, cos I'm a grumpy old git)

1. Fog lights - they should just be banned or replaced with 'Styling' lights that are permitted at no more than 1w.  No fog - people just being nobs.  Foggy - they make it more difficult to see ahead.  Pointless.

2. Cats.  I've got to pick up my neighbours cat crap before my toddler can play on my own property.  Cats should be inside or on leads - same as dogs.  They all used to run wild, we're just soft with cats because they haven't been on the front pages mauling a child.

3. Fuel Duty... and no, I don't have a better idea to shift the taxation.

4. Immigration - but only where they're sponging off the state.

5. Car Tax.  I struggle to make ends meet.  I've got a 14 year old commute-mobile.  Tax me off the road - then I'll be in the line for state handouts, and more than 120 quid every six months.  Buy a new car?  No chance, couldn't afford the repayments.  I've got a mortgage and kids.

6. Respect.  My house, my land, my car, my posessions - keep the hell off them.  I shouldn't need to worry about kids destroying my flowerbeds, or have the pristine snow messed up by with footprints and drawing from the local p*ssed up kids.  Yeah - it's only snow, but it's MY snow.

7. Planning Office - I want to copy an extension on a house just down the road from me.  Can't because they say I can't see it from my property.

8. Car Technology - When I was growing up I was promised that cars would be able to drive themselves and everyone would have one.  I'd love that for my commute - just hop in, fall asleep and however long later wakeup in work car park.

9. Tailgating - One day I'm just going to jump on everything I've got - hopefully I'll be driving something much bigger and heavier than they are, but that's not usually the case is it?

10. Washing Up.  I've not got a dishwasher (no room), and until my boy can reach the sink I'm stuck with the chore.


......ahhhhhhhh - that feels much better.  It's like therapy 

Still, it won't stop me having to sit through rush hour  being tailgated by some nob with his fog lights on only to get home to a bomb site with a pile of dishes to do and whilst stood at the sink notice that next door's cat's only gone and sh*t in my trampled flowerbeds again, will it?

[TheBoy]

Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that!

Hmmm, do I detect just a small bit of friction between the locals up there

[TheBoy]

Ah, I take it the nose took some of the damage, I thought it was a sideways bang into kerb.

What about suspension, has that taken damage?

I assume the damage to nosecone hasn't damaged cooling system?

Nosecone took all of the impact as far as I can see. I wish they hadn't made the damned thing so strong as I would have been happy for it to shatter rather than pass the forces into the chassis! Westfield were a bit OTT with the thickness of their fibreglass panels in those days.

No, back end stepped out,  full opposite lock failed to stop the slide and it pointed me straight at the bank by the side of the road. Nosecone plloughed into that with a significant sideways component to its' direction which sent me spinning up the road until I hit tarmac. I'm glad there was a bank there instead of a ditch.

Suspension looks to be OK. I'll change the steering rack as a matter of course. (already sourced a cheap nearly-new 2nd hand item). WF suggested changing the wishbones but at £100 each I think they will recieve some careful scrutiny beforehand.

Kevin

Did the driver's seat survive as your backside chewed its way through the gusset of your pants 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

1. Gobby women....
2. Inner city "drinking pit"....(sometimes called a Pub)
3. Greedy....inept bankers.... :-/ :-/ :-/
4. Low I.Q "old Etonians"...Tim nice but dim...
5. East Enders and Corrie.. Total crap..
6. Women drivers.( special test required)
7. The unchecked power of Tesco... :-/ :-/
8. Wife one ...and wife two.
9. Dogs that crap on my lawn 
10. Branston pickle...Looks ..... tastes...and smells  like vomit... :-/

[Pitchfork]

1. Gobby women....
2. Inner city "drinking pit"....(sometimes called a Pub)
3. Greedy....inept bankers.... :-/ :-/ :-/
4. Low I.Q "old Etonians"...Tim nice but dim...
5. East Enders and Corrie.. Total crap..
6. Women drivers.( special test required)
7. The unchecked power of Tesco... :-/ :-/
8. Wife one ...and wife two.
9. Dogs that crap on my lawn 
10. Branston pickle...Looks ..... tastes...and smells  like vomit... :-/

That's how they keep the European Turnip mountain under control

[Gaffers]

1. Outside lane hoggers
2. Middle lane hoggers
3. Beemer drivers
4. Pikey wagons
5. Neighbours having noisey parties to which I am not invited
6. Chavs
7. Squirrels
8. Fish that wont go for the bait
9. Speedboaters, aka MoBos, that dont realise that passing a dinghy at 20+ knots is dangerous.
10. People who are ignorant of other people's cultures

[chunk]

1. Liars who blame others for their cock ups.
2. Racists.
3. People who pick their noses in public.
4. Irritating Drunks.(happy drunks are fun)
5. Pushy sales people.
6. Cruelty to animals.
7. Loud bass music in traffic jams.
8. People who leave their dogs poo in the park where kids play.
9. Family arguments.
10. People who talk on the mobile whilst driving (not hands free)

[Gaffers]

Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that!

Hmmm, do I detect just a small bit of friction between the locals up there

Remember, in N Wales they dont like folk not from around them parts.

Shame, as it is one of the most stunning places in GB.

[waspy]

1. Outside lane hoggers
2. Middle lane hoggers
3. Beemer drivers
4. Pikey wagons
5. Neighbours having noisey parties to which I am not invited
6. Chavs
7. Squirrels
8. Fish that wont go for the bait
9. Speedboaters, aka MoBos, that dont realise that passing a dinghy at 20+ knots is dangerous.
10. People who are ignorant of other people's cultures

I wanted twelve to include these Only Grey Squirrels though, Red ones are nice

[STMO999]

Nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, racially-prejudiced, petty, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours.

.....Oh, did use up all of my 10 choices on just that!

Hmmm, do I detect just a small bit of friction between the locals up there

Remember, in N Wales they dont like folk not from around them parts.

Shame, as it is one of the most stunning places in GB.

That's right. If you're not from Liverpool. you can't buy a pub.

[Richie London]

people asking if you have a spare fag
fat women in mini skirtsand low cut tops
people who park inches from your car door
my neighbours
tescos stores
tv
men acting hard with there mates around them
people who are convinced there kids do no wrong
smelly office workers on the underground
unnessasry use of police sirens at 3am

[cem_devecioglu]

1) noisy, nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours/job mates (thanks Debs )
2) extremely religious people or who abuse religion
3) people who rather park in the middle of road
4) arrogant people
4) BMW drivers (may seem to be related to no 4 but not necessary to be like no 4)
5) unknowledgeable boss/worker in a technical department who even cant understand what I tell
6) mechanics,electricians who damage your car instead of repair
7) people whose IQ level is below their greed
6) warm drinks/cold food
7) people who use their mobile every minute (specially lasses)
9) faulty goods and cars
10) man eater women

[waspy]

1) noisy, nosey, intrusive, lazy, potty-mouthed, creepy, tiny-minded, selfish and tight-fisted neighbours/job mates (thanks Debs )
2) extremely religious people or who abuse religion
3) people who rather park in the middle of road
4) arrogant people
4) BMW drivers (may seem to be related to no 4 but not necessary to be like no 4)
5) unknowledgeable boss/worker in a technical department who even cant understand what I tell
6) mechanics,electricians who damage your car instead of repair
7) people whose IQ level is below their greed
6) warm drinks/cold food
7) people who use their mobile every minute (specially lasses)
9) faulty goods and cars
10) man eater women

I like a man eater