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GB Oil Shortage??
« on: 06 March 2010, 15:23:44 »
A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in this country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in the North Sea 


Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster.
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Re: GB Oil Shortage??
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2010, 15:24:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2010, 15:28:54 »
At least we`ll have our new supplies from the Malvinas....I mean Falklands islands soon.... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2010, 15:39:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: GB Oil Shortage??
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2010, 15:59:31 »
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At least we`ll have our new supplies from the Malvinas....I mean Falklands islands soon.... ;D ;D ;D

By the time the tanker gets here it will be empty  ;D
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