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The Cork
« on: 07 March 2010, 15:28:58 »

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his *rse.

If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab.  'It is permanently stuck in my *rse.

'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street and I tripped over an oil lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.

He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said, 'No sh*t?'

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Re: The Cork
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2010, 15:55:07 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Cork
« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2010, 16:12:06 »

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;D ;D ;D

You got it old man.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Cork
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2010, 17:11:43 »

Good one ;D ;D ;D :y
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