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[dbug]

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his *rse.

If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab.  'It is permanently stuck in my *rse.

'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street and I tripped over an oil lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.

He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said, 'No sh*t?'

[Seth]

 

[alunonhisown]

You got it old man.
 

[maria]

Good one