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SJKOO01

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Homeless joke
« on: 07 March 2010, 16:18:00 »
You can't win.

I thought I'd help out in the Salvation Army soup kitchen.

Everybody got ratty with me at the end of the night.

All I said was "Come on, hurry up, some of us have got homes to to go to".
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sexydaz

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Re: Homeless joke
« Reply #1 on: 07 March 2010, 16:19:00 »
 ;D
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Re: Homeless joke
« Reply #2 on: 07 March 2010, 16:22:56 »
Cruel but . . . .  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless joke
« Reply #3 on: 07 March 2010, 16:27:51 »
is it inappropriate to tell knock-knock jokes to homeless people ?
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Re: Homeless joke
« Reply #4 on: 07 March 2010, 18:58:38 »
Very good  ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless joke
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2010, 09:40:52 »
What did the slug say to the snail?




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david_omega

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Re: Homeless joke
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2010, 17:26:26 »
i have less spare change than them right now!
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