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How to describe politics to a child?
« on: 12 March 2010, 07:27:29 »

A little boy goes to his  dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

 Dad says,  'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.


We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will  consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.


He finds that the baby  has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes  to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her,  he goes to the  nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see's his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all  about.'

The little boy replies,
 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class  while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #1 on: 12 March 2010, 08:27:06 »

Spot on!  :y :y
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #2 on: 12 March 2010, 10:01:02 »

Well that sumed it up, can't argue with that  :y :y :y :y
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #3 on: 12 March 2010, 13:02:12 »

Absolutely! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #4 on: 12 March 2010, 13:34:37 »

 ;D  :y
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #5 on: 12 March 2010, 13:38:52 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #6 on: 12 March 2010, 17:26:09 »

Initially i laughed at that...  :y

then I was struck with the realisation that it's not as funny as it is true!   :-/
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Re: How to describe politics to a child?
« Reply #7 on: 12 March 2010, 18:14:46 »

Yep thats the way it is
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