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Kiksomass

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My mate...
« on: 22 March 2010, 23:01:56 »
My mate's got a new eastern european bird,he doesn't know exactly where she comes from,but she spends hours vacuuming the house. So she must be a slow vac....
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Re: My mate...
« Reply #1 on: 22 March 2010, 23:04:34 »
i'll help you find your coat  ;D ;D
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Re: My mate...
« Reply #2 on: 22 March 2010, 23:04:57 »
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My mate's got a new eastern european bird,he doesn't know exactly where she comes from,but she spends hours vacuuming the house. So she must be a slow vac....


Coat >> door!  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: My mate...
« Reply #3 on: 22 March 2010, 23:05:39 »
Where's the smiley for giving your forehead a slap?  ;D
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Re: My mate...
« Reply #4 on: 22 March 2010, 23:14:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: My mate...
« Reply #5 on: 22 March 2010, 23:16:32 »
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Where's the smiley for giving your forehead a slap?  ;D

 ;D ;D :'(
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Re: My mate...
« Reply #6 on: 22 March 2010, 23:18:27 »
That joke is so sad mate, but good :y ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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