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how not to commit suicide
« on: 30 March 2010, 19:01:50 »
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #1 on: 30 March 2010, 19:08:38 »
I believe he's tried several hundred times before, but this was a larger cucumber than usual ;D ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #2 on: 30 March 2010, 19:09:48 »
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I believe he's tried several hundred times before, but this was a larger cucumber than usual ;D ;D


probably got it from tescos  ;D ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #3 on: 30 March 2010, 19:17:04 »
Failed suicide bids often lead the person being 'left a vegetable'; not with one inside them. ;D

....at least it wasn`t a pineapple he used! ::)
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #4 on: 30 March 2010, 19:21:00 »
Suicide attempt my A*se ! Unless of course he was trying to sha* himself to death  ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2010, 19:24:28 »
If he was truly serious about ending it he should have followed the example of that Russian dude that found fame through the 1 guy, 1 cup video he made of himself  ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #6 on: 30 March 2010, 19:28:25 »
WTF - whatever will they think of next ?

".. the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach."

For sword read cucumber and for stomach read *rse  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #7 on: 30 March 2010, 19:29:10 »
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If he was truly serious about ending it he should have followed the example of that Russian dude that found fame through the 1 guy, 1 cup video he made of himself  ;D
Personally, I would ignore him, just attention seeker and a pain in the a%se ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 30 March 2010, 19:31:17 »
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #9 on: 30 March 2010, 19:33:26 »
I do wonder Richie ......   just WHAT are you looking for to find these pages ???? ... or shouldn't I ask ..!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 30 March 2010, 19:33:36 »
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #11 on: 30 March 2010, 19:57:22 »
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I do wonder Richie ......   just WHAT are you looking for to find these pages ???? ... or shouldn't I ask ..!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


http://www.fark.com/
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« Reply #12 on: 30 March 2010, 20:00:57 »
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D

Apparently the villagers couldn't find it down the well he supposedly tossed it down. Bad luck Di :(
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« Reply #13 on: 30 March 2010, 20:19:15 »
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D

Apparently the villagers couldn't find it down the well he supposedly tossed it down. Bad luck Di :(


he will now be known as miss javan  ;D ;D
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Re: how not to commit suicide
« Reply #14 on: 30 March 2010, 21:01:00 »
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theres always this idiot  :o :o :o

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1033776/jilted-javan-teen-chops-of-his-penis

I won't bother looking, but if he has no use for it, can I have first dibs on it PLEASE, PLEASE, ME. ;D ;D ;D

It was thown down a valley.....................arn't you already in the valley's Di ;) ;) ;) ;)
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