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I have to go to the doctors apparently
« on: 30 March 2010, 20:48:34 »
As I have been fartin for about half an hour  ;D

Nearly wiped the family out ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #1 on: 30 March 2010, 20:56:02 »
low sulphur content diet can help a bit..  ;D :y



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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #2 on: 30 March 2010, 20:59:07 »
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low sulphur content diet can help a bit..  ;D :y



A cork could help a bit more. ;D :y
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #3 on: 30 March 2010, 21:05:32 »
i think that sometimes they throw in the bruce lee of the beans world in the odd tin here and there and that it can really get yer pumpin for a while..i think yer can manage another hour at least :y
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #4 on: 30 March 2010, 21:06:16 »
 :P Monsieur Methane; le grand péteur ;D

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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #5 on: 30 March 2010, 21:09:16 »
Well I am laughin my bag off, but three females ain't  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #6 on: 30 March 2010, 21:09:52 »
I thought that smell was the muck spreaders!!!! :o :o :o bloody hell mate!!!! :D :D
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #7 on: 30 March 2010, 21:12:55 »
yer must still be wearing them g-strings cos less cloth=less filterage
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #8 on: 30 March 2010, 21:13:15 »
Another hole in the Ozone layer then! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #9 on: 30 March 2010, 21:27:18 »
Seriously near on wet myself  ;D ;D ;D ;D the dog has farted now ;D ;D another one for the Lads :D
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #10 on: 30 March 2010, 21:44:12 »
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Seriously near on wet myself  ;D ;D ;D ;D the dog has farted now ;D ;D another one for the Lads :D

Did you 'Follow Through' then..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #11 on: 30 March 2010, 21:56:43 »
You'd better bottle it and take it with you this weekend so you can warm the tent ;)
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #12 on: 30 March 2010, 22:09:27 »
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low sulphur content diet can help a bit..  ;D :y



A cork could help a bit more. ;D :y

For god sake If you use the cork then dont fart in the dogs direction, you'll shoot the poor thing  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #13 on: 30 March 2010, 22:12:34 »
God help your lass in bed tonight then! That's IF she lets you sleep in the same room house street  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: I have to go to the doctors apparently
« Reply #14 on: 30 March 2010, 22:13:20 »
I remember university years.. some friends tried to make a test with a lighter (combustion test) ;D ;D ;D ;D

dont ask me the results ;D ;D :-X
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