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[Richie London]

one good thing thats happened this year for me, the bstrd who kept attacking my boy and got away with it apologised to him 3 weeks ago. mind you him and his 2 mates took a severe punishment over it. 

[KW]

whoever it is will be very sorry when i catch them.

I'm afraid in Nu Labia's world it will be you getting done for intentionally creating a slip hazard if the oik should hurt himself.

[ChevetteNick]

I have no idea why but WD-40 is banned in the auto companies i have worked in but they do allow AC-90 which smells and functions just like WD-40 :-/

[Debs.]

I remember seeing an 'out-takes' Tv. programme several years ago, in which a semi-naked model had been oiled-up (or is it down) for a new car`s photography shoot: her attempts to climb onto and then stay on the bonnet of the car were quite amusing (c/w squeaky sound effects).....the lube was "baby oil", if I remember correctly.

Poo departing a shovel; would`ve seemed sluggish in comparison!

[STMO999]

I remember seeing an 'out-takes' Tv. programme several years ago, in which a semi-naked model had been oiled-up (or is it down) for a new car`s photography shoot: her attempts to climb onto and then stay on the bonnet of the car were quite amusing (c/w squeaky sound effects).....the lube was "baby oil", if I remember correctly.

Poo departing a shovel; would`ve seemed sluggish in comparison!

Got me goin again Debs

[Kevin Wood]

I remember seeing an 'out-takes' Tv. programme several years ago, in which a semi-naked model had been oiled-up (or is it down) for a new car`s photography shoot: her attempts to climb onto and then stay on the bonnet of the car were quite amusing (c/w squeaky sound effects).....the lube was "baby oil", if I remember correctly.

Poo departing a shovel; would`ve seemed sluggish in comparison!

There we are, then. Get Loo-Knee over, lube him up and get him to do a turn on the bonnet, take some (more) compromising photos for us to laugh at, and it's no longer an intentional hazard. Everyone's a winner.

Kevin

[eddie]

Would a Silicone based polish do the trick??

Or even try mounting a cheap webcam on the dashtop facing forward. Doesnt have to be working.

eddie

[jonny2112]

why you need to do that ?

footprints keep appearing on the bumper then all across the car, leaving lots of scratches where grit is stuck in the soles. ive turned the car round so if they decide to do it again for the 4th time they'll have to use the front bumper while its got wd40 on. then as soon as they step on the bonnet they will slip and hopefully go head first through the windscreen.

who the hell 

if they drop on the bonnet you will need serious repair

cctv me thinks..

council are not interested even though 2 flats downstairs are still boarded up from burglaries, 2 cars have been set alight and its now been classified as one of the worse estates in london. i shall be sittin in the back of the car friday and saturday night waiting with an extendable wheel brace i keep under the front seat. 

if budget is available try some park place where there is people day and night for some time.. but generally speaking I see mostly neighbours are guilty for those things..

a noisy alarm can also help but wont let people sleep :-/

 whoever it is will be very sorry when i catch them.

Easy tiger 

[splott]

I have no idea why but WD-40 is banned in the auto companies i have worked in but they do allow AC-90 which smells and functions just like WD-40 :-/

 WD-40 contains toluene(one of the T's in TNT) hence banned in most companies. Especially FMCG.

[eddie]

SPLOTT ?  Are you from Kairdiff then??

If WD40 contains Toluene then you definitely don't want it on your paintwork--apart from which,its very carcinogenic!!

eddie

[Mr Skrunts]

SPLOTT ?  Are you from Kairdiff then??

If WD40 contains Toluene then you definitely don't want it on your paintwork--apart from which,its very carcinogenic!!

eddie

I understood every word of that.....NOT.  :-/

[ChevetteNick]

WD-40 contains toluene(one of the T's in TNT) hence banned in most companies. Especially FMCG.

Nice one mate i though it was Peugeot being arsey when i first came across the ban

[eddie]

SPLOTT ?  Are you from Kairdiff then??

If WD40 contains Toluene then you definitely don't want it on your paintwork--apart from which,its very carcinogenic!!

eddie

I understood every word of that.....NOT.  Undecided

Splott is an area in Cardiff.

Toluene is a very effective solvent-that doesnt do plastic products much good,it is also cancerous.  It was banned from my previous place of work over 20 years ago.

eddie

[splott]

SPLOTT ?  Are you from Kairdiff then??

If WD40 contains Toluene then you definitely don't want it on your paintwork--apart from which,its very carcinogenic!!

eddie

I understood every word of that.....NOT.  Undecided

Splott is an area in Cardiff.

Toluene is a very effective solvent-that doesnt do plastic products much good,it is also cancerous.  It was banned from my previous place of work over 20 years ago.

eddie

No I'm not from Cardiff, but my first wife's family was. They were from Blackweir. I spent alot of time down there in Cardiff. The Hope pub which was knocked down,It was rebuilt now called the Canal Barge.
Loved it down there, lovely people.I've all ways called myself Splott on forums re:- Splott being an area of Cardiff,my favourite city.

[Sixstring]

Might I suggest a sign in the window about 8"x4" saying SMILE, YOU ARE BEING FILMED!....  might stop him doing anything once he has got close enough to read it, cos he will think his face has been filmed???

only a thought