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Hannah Judes Dad

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New government emblem
« on: 31 March 2010, 14:57:36 »
Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
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Re: New government emblem
« Reply #1 on: 31 March 2010, 15:50:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D nice one  :y
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Re: New government emblem
« Reply #2 on: 31 March 2010, 16:25:59 »
Aint that the truth!!!
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