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alunonhisown

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Spare a thought
« on: 01 April 2010, 20:24:58 »
It's Easter, and a lot of eggs are going to be eaten, please, spare a thought for the poor eggs.

If you think lifes bad, how would youu like to be an egg? You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes 2 get hard!
Only 2 minutes 2 get soft!
You share your box with 5 other guys
After 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in & then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
But worst of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up your life aint that bad!!
Happy Easter!
« Last Edit: 01 April 2010, 20:26:10 by alunonhisown »
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Re: Spare a thought
« Reply #1 on: 01 April 2010, 20:51:40 »
Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P
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« Reply #2 on: 01 April 2010, 20:57:22 »
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Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P

Mars baaaaaaaa
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Re: Spare a thought
« Reply #3 on: 01 April 2010, 20:59:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 01 April 2010, 21:11:33 »
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Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P

Mars baaaaaaaa

Not biting mate ('scuse the pun!) - but no, you're wrong! ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 02 April 2010, 10:45:16 »
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Thanks for the good wishes missus!
Mrs Sethsmate has just arrived home with my favourite Easter egg, bless her :y

Guess which one it is ......... :P


Anyone? :-/

The evidence may well disappear soon ........... :D
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