doesnt seem to matter where or what i' doing, if i go outside it rains, reguardless of previous weather...
if i come up to a previosly empty junction suddenly traffic appears...
if i want to overtake theres only ever oncoming traffic on the only overtaking stretch for miles around...
if i go sit in the garden some bugger will get out a chain saw or lite a fire...
tv or pc only ever break down when your favourite programme is on or you really need to use the pc for something important...
my personal cloud, follows me bloody everywhere...

So it's your bl**dy fault then


seems to be, year before last, lovely weather for the first 6 months, so we bought a nice set of garden fufniture, constant rain for the next 6months

shouldnt laugh, i think we had serious floods...and our holiday was a wash out...

Even today, lovely weather all morning, Mrs G put the washing out, half hour later i said lets go somewhere, ok she said, steped outside the front door, RAIN...INSTANT RAIN.... FFS....she said its BLOODY YOU, i've got to bring the washing in now...seemed daft hanging it outside to me...

went to a nice pub we know.... shut of course, easter, all the other pubs where open on the way there, just the one "we" want was shut

went to Wallingford for a nose, yeah you guessed it....
