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Jo Brand
« on: 06 April 2010, 20:52:02 »
I loved this one she came out with last night.


Wife to husband: "I can't remember the last time we had sex"

Husband: "We're having it...NOW"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #1 on: 06 April 2010, 20:55:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D

i remember her opening line of her last TV show

"Good evening and welcome to "Oh Christ, The Fat Bird's Got Another Series!" "  ;D

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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #2 on: 06 April 2010, 21:25:02 »
Yep! It's the way she tells 'em! ;D ;D
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #3 on: 06 April 2010, 21:26:35 »
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I loved this one she came out with last night.


Wife to husband: "I can't remember the last time we had sex"

Husband: "We're having it...NOW"

 ;D ;D ;D
suppose in Jo's case five flaps later you find the f***y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #4 on: 06 April 2010, 23:04:21 »
What is funny is that everyone assumes she is lesbian even though she is married, been part of her act as well.

I personally think she is John Seargeants sister
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #5 on: 06 April 2010, 23:15:28 »
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What is funny is that everyone assumes she is lesbian even though she is married, been part of her act as well.

I personally think she is John Seargeants sister
;D ;D   :y  
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #6 on: 06 April 2010, 23:40:04 »
About as funny as Herpes and a toothache at the same time, imo. ::) :)
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #7 on: 06 April 2010, 23:48:01 »
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What is funny is that everyone assumes she is lesbian even though she is married, been part of her act as well.

I personally think she is John Seargeants sister

One thing she is NOT  ... and that's a comedienne ... :(
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Re: Jo Brand
« Reply #8 on: 07 April 2010, 09:01:19 »
She's very good at putting down hecklers - have witnessed it first-hand :)
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