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[Banjax]

To the Tune “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon

You walked into the party
Whether the old guard liked you or not
Your hair strategically dipped below one eye
Your wife looking really hot
You had one eye on The Mirror
As you let yourself be bought
And all the toffs dreamed that you’d lead the party
You’d lead the party, and

You're so....Dave
You probably think we’re gonna vote for you
You're so Dave
I'll bet you think we’re gonna vote for you
Don't you? Don't you?


You had Nickbat several years ago
When out of Europe was what he believed
Well, you said that you couldn’t afford the split
And that you would never leave
So you brought in brand new principles
And some of them were green!
I had some fears there were clowns in the party
Clowns in the party, and


You're so green
You probably think we’re gonna vote for you
You're so green
I'll bet you think we’re gonna vote for you
Don't you? Don't you?


I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


Well, I hear you went to the Bullingdon Club
And your charm naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet to News Corporation
To see the new editor of The Sun
Well, you're where you should be in the polls
And when you're not, you're with
Some industry giant or the scribe who’s a close friend
Scribe who’s a close friend, and


You're so Dave
You probably think we’re gonna vote for you
You're so Dave
I'll bet you think we’re gonna vote for you
Don't you? Don't you?

[Banjax]

To the tune “Golden Brown” by the Stranglers

Gordon Brown doesnt like The Sun
Lays him down with the polls they run
Throughout the night
He needs to fight
Always a frown with Gordon Brown

Every quip lame like the last
Premiership’s been tied to the past
Too distant plans
Head in his hands
Always a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown finds no redress
Into history he’s surely heading....

....Out
Of number 10
In 24 days
He’s on a down, is Gordon Brown

Always a frown
With Gordon Brown
Always a frown
With Gordon Brown

[Banjax]

and last, but not least

To the tune of “Always Take the Weather With You” by Crowded House

Walking 'round The Room looking at the figures[ch8232]Fifty Seven seats wouldn’t be a defeat[ch8232]
well It's The Same poll But Everything's Different[ch8232]you Can Fight alone or hook up and lead[ch8232][ch8232]

plans I’m Cooking In My Kitchen[ch8232]
strange Affliction Wash Over Me[ch8232]
David Cameron or the Labour Party?[ch8232]
could we join one and lead?[ch8232][ch8232]

well There's A Small vote Made Of greenies[ch8232]
it's Going Nowhere but we need to appease[ch8232]
or Do I Lie Like A Lounge Room Lizard[ch8232]
to gain the votes that we desperately need?[ch8232][ch8232]

everywhere you Go you Always Take Vince Cable With You[ch8232]
everywhere you Go you never take the wife[ch8232]everywhere you Go you Always Take Vince Cable With You[ch8232]everywhere you Go you never take the wife[ch8232]

take Vince Cable, Vince Cable With You[ch8232]
everywhere You Go You Always Take Vince Cable With You[ch8232]
everywhere You Go You Always Take Vince Cable[ch8232]everywhere You Go You Always Take Vince Cable With You[ch8232]everywhere You Go You Always Take Vince Cable[ch8232]take Vince Cable,
Vince Cable With You[ch8232][ch8232]
everywhere You Go You Always Take Vince Cable With You ....

[Sixstring]

I'm impressed!!

Well done for making sense of the political situations in a song.........
(lets face it, the political parties could do a lot worse....)

[Banjax]

I'm impressed!!

Well done for making sense of the political situations in a song.........
(lets face it, the political parties could do a lot worse....)

just a bit of fun - hopefully no one takes it the wrong way 

next up Plaed Cymru, SNP and UKIP 

[Sixstring]

Just being silly now....have you ever written PROPER songs??

I can write music, just crap at lyrics!!

Mike.

[Banjax]

Just being silly now....have you ever written PROPER songs??

I can write music, just crap at lyrics!!

Mike.

no, completely talentless I'm afraid 

changing existing lyrics I find easy....coming up with brand new stuff is different, although 90% of all lyrics are either misheard or never read 

[Turk]

I'm impressed!!

Well done for making sense of the political situations in a song.........
(lets face it, the political parties could do a lot worse....)

just a bit of fun - hopefully no one takes it the wrong way 

next up Plaed Cymru, SNP and UKIP 

..and maybe one about [size=8]Plaid [/size] Cymru too !    

[Banjax]

I'm impressed!!

Well done for making sense of the political situations in a song.........
(lets face it, the political parties could do a lot worse....)

just a bit of fun - hopefully no one takes it the wrong way 

next up Plaed Cymru, SNP and UKIP 

..and maybe one about [size=8]Plaid [/size] Cymru too !    

i should've checked the spelling 

[Martin_1962]

These need to be made and then uploaded to youtube in one go

[Turk]

No wurries, sum of the sppeling on hear is atroshuss, attrotiuss, atroshi......really bad !!!