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[Hannah Judes Dad]

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £10, here's £5 - now clear off!" 

[hoofing it]

I phoned in a sickie last year.told my boss i won the lottery he got excited until i told him it was a tenner .
he wasn't to impressed

[Vamps]

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £10, here's £5 - now clear off!" 

Might try that one....