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what was he thinking
« on: 16 April 2010, 11:10:33 »
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #1 on: 16 April 2010, 11:15:51 »
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I loved the first comment!  ;D  ;D  ;D

How come the story never tells us how big the pipe was? That info might save the next person from this fate.
hahahaha!
jim warfield, mount carroll, Ill.

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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #2 on: 16 April 2010, 11:17:55 »
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I loved the first comment!  ;D  ;D  ;D

How come the story never tells us how big the pipe was? That info might save the next person from this fate.
hahahaha!
jim warfield, mount carroll, Ill.

Jim Warfield should realise that the pipe is now damaged and un-useable. ;D
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #3 on: 16 April 2010, 12:05:31 »
Quote from article: "The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis." :o :o :o
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #4 on: 16 April 2010, 12:08:37 »
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The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to helppee themselves with laughter, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

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Bet he doesn't do that again.  :o

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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #5 on: 16 April 2010, 12:30:37 »
wonder how  far the screams/laughter could be heard from????? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #6 on: 16 April 2010, 13:50:33 »
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Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence

 only 3 or 4 times and thats just 1 fireman  :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #7 on: 16 April 2010, 19:51:25 »
you'd think the fear of an angle grinder coming at your meat and two veg would make you lose any "fondness" you had for the pipe, thereby solving the problem ;D ;D ;D
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #8 on: 16 April 2010, 20:09:00 »
He should have been faithful to the vacuum cleaner! That'll teach him to play around! ;D ;D ;D ::)
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Re: what was he thinking
« Reply #9 on: 16 April 2010, 20:32:05 »
Why oh why would you want to :-?
Very strange folk ;D
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