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STMO999

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Embarassing bodies
« on: 23 April 2010, 21:11:10 »
Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.
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Re: Embarassing bodies
« Reply #1 on: 23 April 2010, 21:12:16 »
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours
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Re: Embarassing bodies
« Reply #2 on: 23 April 2010, 21:12:48 »
Old chinese saying.
Man go to bed with itchy bum wake up with velly smelly finger. ::)
« Last Edit: 23 April 2010, 21:13:09 by Elite_Pete »
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« Reply #3 on: 23 April 2010, 21:13:30 »
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours


Beggars can't be choosers...... :(


I'm free all weekend.
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Re: Embarassing bodies
« Reply #4 on: 23 April 2010, 21:13:55 »
 ;) A bum`s only got one moving part; what`s to go wrong? ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 23 April 2010, 21:15:13 »
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours


Beggars can't be choosers...... :(


I'm free all weekend.

You do realise that she used to be the local taxi driver in Royston Vasey
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« Reply #6 on: 23 April 2010, 21:15:33 »
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;) A bum`s only got one moving part; what`s to go wrong? ::)


Some movements are much bigger than others. Did I tell you about the time I ate .....no.....maybe not.
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« Reply #7 on: 23 April 2010, 21:17:29 »
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Young chap just been on with an itchy bottom. A nice young girl gave him a full rectal examination.




Mine's started to itch now, best make an appointment.

Excellent, I will email Diane for you, I am sure she would pop back to do the honours


Beggars can't be choosers...... :(


I'm free all weekend.

You do realise that she used to be the local taxi driver in Royston Vasey


In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.
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« Reply #8 on: 23 April 2010, 21:21:35 »
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]
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« Reply #9 on: 23 April 2010, 21:23:07 »
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]





ROFL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #10 on: 23 April 2010, 21:23:12 »
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]
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« Reply #11 on: 23 April 2010, 21:24:00 »
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]


I'm getting hornier by the minute.
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« Reply #12 on: 23 April 2010, 21:25:12 »
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]

 ;D "......m`nipples are like bullets" ;D

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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« Reply #13 on: 23 April 2010, 21:26:16 »
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]


I'm getting hornier by the minute.

Now that would be an embarasing body,, can't imagine you with a magifying glass.   ;D ;D
« Last Edit: 23 April 2010, 21:26:39 by skruntie »
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« Reply #14 on: 23 April 2010, 21:27:57 »
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In that case, she won't mind taking a league from a gentleman.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E[/media]


I'm getting hornier by the minute.

Now that would be an embarasing body,, can't imagine you with a magifying glass.   ;D ;D


We should get together, Honey ;) :-*
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