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Del Boy

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Rude joke NWS
« on: 25 April 2010, 10:37:09 »
My wife asked, "Why dont we make love like they do in films? "So i bent her over, fu**ed her up the arse and came over her face.Turns out,we dont watch the same films.
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Re: Rude joke NWS
« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2010, 10:50:04 »
hahahahahaha

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« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2010, 10:57:29 »
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My wife asked, "Why dont we make love like they do in films? "So i bent her over, fu**ed her up the arse and came over her face.Turns out,we dont watch the same films.

Too many David Attenborough documentaries ????
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My wife asked, "Why dont we make love like they do in films? "So i bent her over, fu**ed her up the arse and came over her face.Turns out,we dont watch the same films.

Too many David Attenborough documentaries ????
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Rude joke NWS
« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2010, 20:23:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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