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Re: birthday boy
« Reply #15 on: 27 April 2010, 18:14:33 »
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Cheers every one, not the best birthday I have ever had, had a bad nights sleep, then get a court demand over a bill that is a total cockup on thier part and nothing to do with.  Then Eon phone up as they still cant get thier act together over my bills, all I want to do is pay they what I owe and they cant even organise themselves into creating an acurate bill.  They turned up in February and took Gas and Electric meter readings but never processed the actual electric reading into a bill and sent an estimate instead.  >:(

Then some turned up and blamed me for something I wasnt aware of and I got it in the neck for doing something wrong that was no fault of my own, so spent this morning completely pissed off.

Just hope the day gets better.  ::)

You should have smashed his face in, after you are only the rather customer and it is their responsability to bill you accurately!

Happy Birthday mate, smash it out on West Street for us fella and grab yourself one of those loose student wenches  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #16 on: 27 April 2010, 18:39:53 »
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Just hope the day gets better.  ::)

You should have smashed his face in, after you are only the rather customer and it is their responsability to bill you accurately!

Happy Birthday mate, smash it out on West Street for us fella and grab yourself one of those loose student wenches  ;D ;D :y

Sorry Gaffers, I have standards.  Just had a little birthday cake brought round to me, a joint effort by 2 sexy (blonde) sisters, highly recommended.  ::)
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« Reply #17 on: 27 April 2010, 20:13:00 »
Sorry i'm a bit late mate. Happy Birthday Skruntie [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif] Don't forget, twice as much drink as cake, it aids the digestion.....apparently ::) :y
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« Reply #18 on: 27 April 2010, 21:09:49 »
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Sorry i'm a bit late mate. Happy Birthday Skruntie [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif] Don't forget, twice as much drink as cake, it aids the digestion.....apparently ::) :y

Cant drink due to medication.  ::)
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« Reply #19 on: 27 April 2010, 21:13:52 »
Kindest regards old fruit! Don't let the debt collectors drag you down..let the two lovely blondes drag you down instead!!! :P :y
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« Reply #20 on: 27 April 2010, 21:22:09 »
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Kindest regards old fruit! Don't let the debt collectors drag you down..let the two lovely blondes drag you down instead!!! :P :y

My mate went out with a twin sister once, and he got confused and mixed them up.

Any way, he was being rude with the one he went out with and she was dressed in all the white frilly stuff, any way after a while she had handcuffed him to her bed (a four poster) and whilst she was having her jollies someone took a picture of them, he managed to get a glimpse of them (full length mirrors) and she was wearing  all the same frilly stuff but in black.

So then the sisters swapped places.  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X ::)
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« Reply #21 on: 27 April 2010, 21:23:25 »
P.s, I have the pictures here ready to scan.......... :o
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« Reply #22 on: 27 April 2010, 21:52:04 »
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« Reply #23 on: 27 April 2010, 21:57:16 »
Happy Birthday, Skruntie! :y
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« Reply #24 on: 27 April 2010, 21:59:33 »
Happy Birthday Skruntie,
here is a pair of tits around some nuts for you
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« Reply #25 on: 27 April 2010, 22:09:22 »
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Happy Birthday Skruntie,
here is a pair of tits around some nuts for you


Would love to see a nice pair of tits like that in my garden, have just bought a bird feeder and a bird table.
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« Reply #26 on: 27 April 2010, 22:20:40 »
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Kindest regards old fruit! Don't let the debt collectors drag you down..let the two lovely blondes drag you down instead!!! :P :y

My mate went out with a twin sister once, and he got confused and mixed them up.

Any way, he was being rude with the one he went out with and she was dressed in all the white frilly stuff, any way after a while she had handcuffed him to her bed (a four poster) and whilst she was having her jollies someone took a picture of them, he managed to get a glimpse of them (full length mirrors) and she was wearing  all the same frilly stuff but in black.

So then the sisters swapped places.  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X ::)
One on your face & one on.......GULP!!!! :P
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« Reply #27 on: 27 April 2010, 22:21:06 »
Happy Birthday Skruntie  :y
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« Reply #28 on: 27 April 2010, 22:24:24 »
Late but, Happy Birthday mate  :y
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« Reply #29 on: 27 April 2010, 22:43:11 »
Cheers guys.   :y :y
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