Just went outside to get something from my wife’s car. The was a Police Astra with flashing lights parked alongside it, and two officers looking at the car and taking notes. ‘Is there a problem, officer...? I asked as one does... well apparently they pulled-over a van because the driver was talking on the mobile while driving, and the van scratched the front wing of my wife’s car...
So technically, the officers said, because they had the blue lights on, my car was involved in a police collision and they had to fill-in a report... I took the other driver’s details, turns out he is a nice Greek fellow who hired a van because he is moving house today, and was not very skilled at driving one of these big beasts...
Two hours (!) later I get call from one of the police officers (I gave them my mobile number), he needs me for some paperwork... so I go back to them again, and he starts filling some form and says it’s only a formality, but as the car was parked there and they had the blue lights on etc, and then he tells me to take the form to a police station and produce my valid insurance and MOT.
I said no way I am going to a Police station on Monday, far too busy, and anyway I don’t care too much about the scratch on the wing... told him if he wanted I’ll go and get the documents now (luckily I did the MOT on the last day just a week ago - thanks Tony STS Watford!) , he can see them, copy them, but I am not wasting any more time on this... so I showed him the docs and he took notes, lots of notes, which I thought was very odd... surely the Police have access to the DVLA database (everyone else seems to anyway)?
I then pointed out to them that it seems odd they spend so much time on this, he said yes there is a fight nearby and they have to go and help, but they can’t leave the ‘scene’ until another police car arrives to take over... take over what? OK the guy talked on the phone and scratched my wing, but you would think there are more important things to deal with... they are still outside the house...
