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[waspy]

Just been out to lock up the garage. Came in & i've been reading some posts on here, scratched my nose & my hands smell of gnikcuf tom cats ssip.
Just gone & washed my hands & face. They've been gnissip up my garage door again.
They're gona die now for sure. They tihs all over my lawn too.
Satans Spawn the bloody lot of them

[cem_devecioglu]

 

male cats are marking their regions..

and they generally do this to my newly washed wheels..  

[cem_devecioglu]

and sometimes when they fight or try to catch a fly  they scratch the paint by their nails..

but  its not deep..g3 solves the problem.. :-/

[Crazydad]

put a current through the garage door, i am sure that the cats will get a shock the next time they try to sipp
over it again

[Del Boy]

put a current through the garage door, i am sure that the cats will get a shock the next time they try to sipp
over it again

[Mr Skrunts]

Spread a bit of pepper, squirt some jays fkuid and fill a water pistol with some lemon juise, you then have a 3 way chance to teach it a lesson.

[HolyCount]

Why do they do their bodily functions backwards 

[Crazydad]

They dont like looking at what they leave behind.

[cem_devecioglu]

eat lots of meat,garlic,onions with beer ..

and you mark the area so that they will think

"hmmm.. thats really a big cat , I must leave"

[hoofing it]

Just been out to lock up the garage. Came in & i've been reading some posts on here, scratched my nose & my hands smell of gnikcuf tom cats ssip.
Just gone & washed my hands & face. They've been gnissip up my garage door again.
They're gona die now for sure. They tihs all over my lawn too.
Satans Spawn the bloody lot of them

milk and anti freeze should do the trick

[Squealey]

Picked up a black Corsa last week (I work for Enterprise Rent A Car) which went out 4 weeks earlier. It had 56 miles on it when it went so was really as good as new with not a blemish. When we got it back the roof and bonnet were covered in scratches right down to its primer.

Felt really sorry for the woman as she is now looking at a £500 excess to pay, but who else can you blame? (It was 'possibly' her cat that done it)

[cem_devecioglu]

Picked up a black Corsa last week (I work for Enterprise Rent A Car) which went out 4 weeks earlier. It had 56 miles on it when it went so was really as good as new with not a blemish. When we got it back the roof and bonnet were covered in scratches right down to its primer.
Felt really sorry for the woman as she is now looking at a £500 excess to pay, but who else can you blame? (It was 'possibly' her cat that done it)

dogs..

[Mr Skrunts]

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[Welung666]

Strategically placed ferret poo! They are a cats only natural predator. Good fertiliser for your garden too. Dual purpose stuff is ferret poo

[Mr Skrunts]

Strategically placed ferret poo! They are a cats only natural predator. Good fertiliser for your garden too. Dual purpose stuff is ferret poo

Strategically air bomb repeater could be quite interesting.  Wonder how high a caaaaaaaaat caaaaaaaaaaaan juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump.