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Five  Surgeons

Five surgeons are  discussing who were the best patients to operate  on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like  to see Accountants on my operating table
because  when you open them up, everything inside is  numbered.'
The second responds,  'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!  Everything
inside them is  colour-coded.'
The third surgeon  says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the  best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical  order.'
The fourth surgeon  chimes in, 'You know I like Construction  Workers.
Those guys always understand when you  have a few parts left over at the
end, and when  the job takes longer than you said it  would.'

But the fifth surgeon  shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate  on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no  brains, and no spine, and there are only two  moving
parts - the mouth and the asehole - and  they are  interchangeable'

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Five  Surgeons

Five surgeons are  discussing who were the best patients to operate  on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like  to see Accountants on my operating table
because  when you open them up, everything inside is  numbered.'
The second responds,  'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!  Everything
inside them is  colour-coded.'
The third surgeon  says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the  best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical  order.'
The fourth surgeon  chimes in, 'You know I like Construction  Workers.
Those guys always understand when you  have a few parts left over at the
end, and when  the job takes longer than you said it  would.'

But the fifth surgeon  shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate  on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no  brains, and no spine, and there are only two  moving
parts - the mouth and the asehole - and  they are  interchangeable'

 

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