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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #30 on: 13 May 2010, 12:38:24 »
Pint of Bellhaven Best barkeep - and get one yourself  :y

Are you allowed music in here? theres a video jukebox in the corner................
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« Reply #31 on: 13 May 2010, 12:45:46 »
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Pint of Bellhaven Best barkeep - and get one yourself  :y

Are you allowed music in here? theres a video jukebox in the corner................

music is allowed, Nickbat will be along later with his comb & toilet paper, at least he has found a use for the "izal" bog paper in the gents. :y
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« Reply #32 on: 13 May 2010, 13:20:25 »
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what strange person has been ordering pizzas & only eating the crust?, luckily i found the toppings still warm in the toilet sink so have used them in the sandwiches. ;)

I'll stick to the pies then ::) :y

a wise choice sir!,,,,the chicken & mushroom were only chicken when bought last year, & a strange concept having the mushrooms on the outside i fancy. :D :D

sound nice mmmmmmmm :P
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #33 on: 13 May 2010, 13:29:07 »
Hey, there's a girl here, says she come for a job to work "on the bar" shall I send her through.

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« Reply #34 on: 13 May 2010, 13:45:53 »
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......"izal" bog paper......

 :o Eeeeeeew, yuk!.....`takes me back to my Prep. school days: "Use both sides, Girls" ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 13 May 2010, 14:05:13 »
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......"izal" bog paper......

 :o Eeeeeeew, yuk!.....`takes me back to my Prep. school days: "Use both sides, Girls" ;D

not so much wipe,more like spread :-X :-/
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« Reply #36 on: 13 May 2010, 15:34:41 »
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......"izal" bog paper......

 :o Eeeeeeew, yuk!.....`takes me back to my Prep. school days: "Use both sides, Girls" ;D

not so much wipe,more like spread :-X :-/

 ;D ;D ;D

Absolutely spot on! I remember it as a kid and it was truly awful stuff and had a smell like disinfectant. It truly was "crap" paper. ::) ;D
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« Reply #37 on: 13 May 2010, 15:51:21 »
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......"izal" bog paper......

 :o Eeeeeeew, yuk!.....`takes me back to my Prep. school days: "Use both sides, Girls" ;D

not so much wipe,more like spread :-X :-/

 ;D ;D ;D

Absolutely spot on! I remember it as a kid and it was truly awful stuff and had a smell like disinfectant. It truly was "crap" paper. ::) ;D

Well, well, well. Mr Dent's dropped by.

Must go and do a stock check.  ;) ;) ;D ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #38 on: 13 May 2010, 15:52:49 »
Anyone seen Victor Meldrew STMO in the bar today?  ;) ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #39 on: 13 May 2010, 15:55:25 »
I broke open a bottle of the Heidseck 1989 for Zulu last night...and he didn't show up. Pass me that mallet and I'll just re-cork it... ;) ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #40 on: 13 May 2010, 16:08:19 »
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I broke open a bottle of the Heidseck 1989 for Zulu last night...and he didn't show up. Pass me that mallet and I'll just re-cork it... ;) ;D


That was very decent of you indeed Nick, could have done with a wee drink and indeed was looking forward to one until Professor Sourgravy called in and asked me to look at his rear off-side paw.

Needless to say I spent the subsequent hour or so trying to remove the largest tick I've seen for a while from between two of his toes.

Did I get a thank you? -  ;D ;D ;D he's a cat after all so he rolled over and went to sleep leaving me too shattered to do anything else but consider how lucky I was to retain at least some flesh on my hands and arms :'(
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #41 on: 13 May 2010, 16:09:53 »
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O,K, who is the smart 4rse that changed my vimto for ATF, dont you think ive tasted enough of it recently? :P :P


Sorry, couldnt resist, and they are the same colour

Fuchs / Vimto whats the difference  ;D ;D ;D

Re-arrange the letters and it spells VOMIT  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #42 on: 13 May 2010, 16:17:29 »
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I broke open a bottle of the Heidseck 1989 for Zulu last night...and he didn't show up. Pass me that mallet and I'll just re-cork it... ;) ;D


That was very decent of you indeed Nick, could have done with a wee drink and indeed was looking forward to one until Professor Sourgravy called in and asked me to look at his rear off-side paw.

Needless to say I spent the subsequent hour or so trying to remove the largest tick I've seen for a while from between two of his toes.

Did I get a thank you? -  ;D ;D ;D he's a cat after all so he rolled over and went to sleep leaving me too shattered to do anything else but consider how lucky I was to retain at least some flesh on my hands and arms :'(

Pleased to hear that you successfully carried out a tickectomy on the Prof!  :y

Now, you really do deserve a swig of that finest champagne, Zulu.  :)

....Oh sorry, it seems to have gone a little flat. :(  ;)
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #43 on: 13 May 2010, 16:28:32 »
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......"izal" bog paper......

 :o Eeeeeeew, yuk!.....`takes me back to my Prep. school days: "Use both sides, Girls" ;D

not so much wipe,more like spread :-X :-/

 ;D ;D ;D

Absolutely spot on! I remember it as a kid and it was truly awful stuff and had a smell like disinfectant. It truly was "crap" paper. ::) ;D

Well, well, well. Mr Dent's dropped by.

Must go and do a stock check.  ;) ;) ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Bloody cheek......if it wasn't for me keeping the profits up, this establishment would go bust!! :P That reminds me, where's that Northern shandy drinking idiot STMO? It's  about time he bought me a pint or six!! ::) ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #44 on: 13 May 2010, 16:30:02 »
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I broke open a bottle of the Heidseck 1989 for Zulu last night...and he didn't show up. Pass me that mallet and I'll just re-cork it... ;) ;D


That was very decent of you indeed Nick, could have done with a wee drink and indeed was looking forward to one until Professor Sourgravy called in and asked me to look at his rear off-side paw.

Needless to say I spent the subsequent hour or so trying to remove the largest tick I've seen for a while from between two of his toes.

Did I get a thank you? -  ;D ;D ;D he's a cat after all so he rolled over and went to sleep leaving me too shattered to do anything else but consider how lucky I was to retain at least some flesh on my hands and arms :'(

Pleased to hear that you successfully carried out a tickectomy on the Prof!  :y

Now, you really do deserve a swig of that finest champagne, Zulu.  :)

....Oh sorry, it seems to have gone a little flat. :(  ;)


Never mind, how about a white wine/fruit based drink instead - or is that just for the laydiees? :-* :-*
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