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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #45 on: 13 May 2010, 20:03:16 »

Hi everyone, im just back from spain and still in holiday mode so im buying.....whats everyone having?
Barkeep.....do you accept euros? :)
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #46 on: 13 May 2010, 20:08:33 »

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Hi everyone, im just back from spain and still in holiday mode so im buying.....whats everyone having?
Barkeep.....do you accept euros Monopoly money? :)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #47 on: 13 May 2010, 20:13:17 »

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Barkeep.....do you accept euros Monopoly money? :)
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Barkeep!!!!!.........iv been interfered with!!!..... ;D ;D  ;D;D ;D
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« Reply #48 on: 13 May 2010, 21:11:46 »

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Barkeep.....do you accept euros Monopoly money? :)
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Barkeep!!!!!.........iv been interfered with!!!..... ;D ;D  ;D;D ;D

Well if you walk in here wearing a sombrero and flowery beach shorts, what do you expect?

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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #49 on: 13 May 2010, 21:12:14 »

Does the Nag's head sell desperado's?
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« Reply #50 on: 13 May 2010, 21:15:26 »

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Does the Nag's head sell desperado's?

I had to check that one:

http://www.desperadosbeer.co.uk/verify.asp

Sadly, I'm too young to get past the page.  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #51 on: 13 May 2010, 21:16:17 »

Nasty burning smell coming from the Gents. Has TB been in tonight?  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #52 on: 13 May 2010, 21:17:47 »

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

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« Reply #53 on: 13 May 2010, 21:20:13 »

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous.

Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy, 'Hey! Where am I?' To this, the solitary office worker replies, 'You're in a plane.'

The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. 'Simple,' replies the pilot, 'I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 per cent correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there I knew the airport was just 5 miles away.'

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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #54 on: 13 May 2010, 22:32:42 »

Where is the flamin landlord of this establishment?, i put my money in the machine in the gents for a pack of five & all i got was a disposable glove. >:(
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #55 on: 13 May 2010, 22:39:00 »

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Where is the flamin landlord of this establishment?, i put my money in the machine in the gents for a pack of five & all i got was a disposable glove. >:(

might come in handy then  :y
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« Reply #56 on: 13 May 2010, 23:06:37 »

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might come in handy then  :y


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« Reply #57 on: 13 May 2010, 23:09:40 »

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Where is the flamin landlord of this establishment?, i put my money in the machine in the gents for a pack of five & all i got was a disposable glove. >:(

might come in handy then  :y


That one deserves a thumbs-up [smiley=thumbup.gif] [smiley=thumbup.gif]

heard the one about the leper playing poker?





Threw his hand in, didn't he.....

Coat?  Over here matey.....   :y
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« Reply #58 on: 13 May 2010, 23:13:51 »

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Where is the flamin landlord of this establishment?, i put my money in the machine in the gents for a pack of five & all i got was a disposable glove. >:(

might come in handy then  :y


That one deserves a thumbs-up [smiley=thumbup.gif] [smiley=thumbup.gif]

heard the one about the leper playing poker?





Threw his hand in, didn't he.....

Coat?  Over here matey.....   :y


 ;D ;D ;D ;D yeah, he was always fingers and thumbs when trying to play cards ;D ;D
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Re: The Nag's Head: Thursday
« Reply #59 on: 13 May 2010, 23:13:59 »

Sorry I haven't been behind the bar much tonight. Been catching up with the last two episodes of "Ashes to Ashes" which I had recorded.

Cracking drama. :y
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