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[Nickbat]

NOTICE TO ALL PATRONS

TB never comes in here, so it's OK to talk about caravans and air fresheners. 

[Debs.]

Quick pub quiz:

1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig

2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior

3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank

4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining

5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux

6. How many hearts does an octopus have?

7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums

8. How many teeth does an elephant have?

9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility

10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea

[Nickbat]

One for the girls:

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'

Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn!

 

[Dishevelled Den]

I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! 

Shall we go to the powder-room?

Good idea Debs!

I see there is another quiz comming on, and all I wanted was a drink!

It's OK, girls, the quiz will just trundle on in the background, you carry on imbibing and chatting. Shall I stoke the fire? 

I hope you have the decency to look at the mantelpiece Nick

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I need a Cinzano and lemonade please! 

Shall we go to the powder-room?

Good idea Debs!

I see there is another quiz comming on, and all I wanted was a drink!

It's OK, girls, the quiz will just trundle on in the background, you carry on imbibing and chatting. Shall I stoke the fire? 

yes please Nick, it is getting a bit chilly in here!  I need some warming up  

[Nickbat]

Quick pub quiz:

1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig

2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior

3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank

4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining

5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux

6. How many hearts does an octopus have?

7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums

8. How many teeth does an elephant have?

9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility

10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea

7/10. Smart girl, Debs! 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

One for the girls:

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'

Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself. Men never learn!

 

Brilliant Nick!!

[Nickbat]

I hope you have the decency to look at the mantelpiece Nick

I am a gentleman 99% of the time, Zulu. The remaining 1% is when I've had a drink. Hic!

 
 

[Dishevelled Den]

I hope you have the decency to look at the mantelpiece Nick

I am a gentleman 99% of the time, Zulu. The remaining 1% is when I've had a drink. Hic!

 
 

  splendid

[Pitchfork]

Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?

[Nickbat]

Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?

Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! 

[Pitchfork]

Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?

Yes, as long as they are over 18. We don't want Morris Minors in here! 

Does the landlord have an entertainments licence?

[unlucky alf]

Barperson, have you got a bottle of tippex?, only all the dominoes seem to have different amounts of spots & one doesnt have any spots at all. :-/

[Debs.]

Are Morris Dancers allowed in the bar?

  This is 'The Nag`s Head' not the 'The Green Man'. 

[Mr Skrunts]

Quick pub quiz:

1. The neutered male of which animal is called 'a Barrow'? Pig

2. Which is the largest Fresh water lake in the world? Superior

3. The Nuffield Radio Astronomy Laboratory is better known by which name? Jodrell Bank

4. What is the name of the process used for clarifying beer or wine? Fining

5. Who discovered the rabies vaccination? Roux

6. How many hearts does an octopus have?   3

7. Pershore, Victoria and Washington are types of which fruit? Plums

8. How many teeth does an elephant have?  

9. Haptic relates to which of the five senses? Touch/Tactility

10. What is the second largest island in the world? New Guinea

Do I get aprize.

Pint of larger and some cheese and onion crisps please.