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[JamesV6CDX]

I have been TOLD I am going to be "environmental champion" at work.

No getting out of it, so I'm told.

Do you think if I mention I drive a V6, I might get let off the hook?? 

[joshwyatt]

  and what does that involve?
Well, you could mention using £40 worth of fuel in 17 miles...that'd add to your green status no end 

Maybe start digging for coal and oil in your back garden? 

[Nickbat]

Never mind, James, this is all that'll be expected of you.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c[/media]

 

[Dishevelled Den]

Worry not, James - the following may inspire you to embrace your responsibilities with vigour and determination 8-) 8-)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6so4XxkEg0&feature=player_embedded[/media]


Mail him anytime, he'll be only too pleased to answer any questions you may have

The future of mankind and of our planet is safe in the comforting hands of this far-seeing prophet

[albitz]

 If John Prescott can do it then you shouldnt have any problems. He doesnt drive a v6 but he flew around the world "preaching the gospel"

[Kevin Wood]

Maybe they'll give you a grant to fix the hole in your petrol tank?

Kevin

[albitz]

Like it Kevin.

[BigAl]

I have been TOLD I am going to be "environmental champion" at work.

No getting out of it, so I'm told.

Do you think if I mention I drive a V6, I might get let off the hook?? 

Step 1 :- do not bath/shave for a week or change clothes
Step 2 :- turn up for work dressed as a hippie with sandals but no socks
Step 3 :- turn off the power
Step 4 :- offer everyone muesli
 

[albitz]

Grow a little pretentious goatee, and always look serious and sincere.

[Elite Pete]

Why don't you remove all the toilets at work and go and dig a big hole outside, get everyone to dump in them, bet that will get you off the hook

[Plomien]

turn off the electric to the building and say they have to install solar panels and a wind farm before they can turn it back on,
build a mud hut in the flower beds and say you are working in there from now on and your name is now Swampy Stinkwater

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never mind, James, this is all that'll be expected of you.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUDEmMjC-c[/media]

 

.... a bit theatrical perhaps...

[maria]

Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing

[Elite Pete]

Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing

Ah Maria.

I think James is following an ancient book called the Art of Husbandry. It states on the very first page that a man should treat his wife/girlfriend like a mushroom, keep her in the dark and feed her on bullsh1t. I have to admit, its the only way to a quiet life:

[Kevin Wood]

Its just as well i read this froum and find out that what goes on in james " my partners life cause he dont tell me nothing and i am always the last one in his life to find out any thing

Ah Maria.

I think James is following an ancient book called the Art of Husbandry. It states on the very first page that a man should treat his wife/girlfriend like a mushroom, keep her in the dark and feed her on bullsh1t. I have to admit, its the only way to a quiet life

... until she finds out.

Kevin