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[eliteomegaman]

Went to the local chinese for a take away last night

''wot number u want'' said the owner

Mmmm i thought, i'll have sumat different for a change & let them make a choice for me

''tell u wot'' i said ''i'll have any number with fried rice EXCEPT the number 2''

''why wot wrong with no.2'' he said

''ur number 2, my friend, tastes like shit''