Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[STMO999]

As I was, earlier, indirectly..waffle

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi   


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray   

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henry Youngman 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

[Darth Loo-knee]

Saw this posted and thought, " she needs a medal as big as a dustbin lid to marry him!"

[cem_devecioglu]

 

[STMO999]

All of my wives have considered themselves the luckiest woman in the world. Rightly so.

[Darth Loo-knee]

All of my wives have considered themselves the luckiest woman in the world. Rightly
 so.

Until they share your marital bed..... Peewee.