Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome to OOF

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: What a BIRD!!!!  (Read 826 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

eliteomegaman

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bolton, Lancashire
  • Posts: 385
  • if it aint broke dont fix it....
    • View Profile
What a BIRD!!!!
« on: 30 May 2010, 11:15:15 »
Yiddish parrot
 
 
Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet shop to see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
"Ja," replied the parrot.
Shlomo pauses for a while, then
asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu?(Well?) Vis a nose like dis,
vot you tink?"
 
Logged

Mr Skrunts

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Skruntie Land.
  • Posts: 25680
  • 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys,
    • 2003 CD 2.2 Auto
    • View Profile
Re: What a BIRD!!!!
« Reply #1 on: 30 May 2010, 11:28:49 »
A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears ” God is watching you”.
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says ,” What is your name?” .
The bird replies ,” Moses”. The burglar laughs and says ”
What kind of idiot names thier parrot Moses?! ”
And the bird replies ” The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God .”
Logged
Ask yourself :  " WHY do I believe in what I believe?"

Remember that my opinions expressed here are not representative of the opinions of other members on the OOF Forum.

eliteomegaman

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bolton, Lancashire
  • Posts: 385
  • if it aint broke dont fix it....
    • View Profile
Re: What a BIRD!!!!
« Reply #2 on: 30 May 2010, 13:09:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D Nice one like it!!  :y ;D ;D
Logged

PhilRich

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • A bit further North of the Back of Beyond!
  • Posts: 10338
    • Mk 2 Volvo V70
    • View Profile
Re: What a BIRD!!!!
« Reply #3 on: 30 May 2010, 17:14:49 »
Quote
Yiddish parrot
 
 
Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet shop to see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
"Ja," replied the parrot.
Shlomo pauses for a while, then
asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu?(Well?) Vis a nose like dis,
vot you tink?"
 



 ;D ;D ;D Is that joke Kosher! ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged
If it ain't broke keep fixing it 'til it is!

PhilRich

  • Omega Queen
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • A bit further North of the Back of Beyond!
  • Posts: 10338
    • Mk 2 Volvo V70
    • View Profile
Re: What a BIRD!!!!
« Reply #4 on: 30 May 2010, 17:15:59 »
Quote
A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears ” God is watching you”.
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says ,” What is your name?” .
The bird replies ,” Moses”. The burglar laughs and says ”
What kind of idiot names thier parrot Moses?! ”
And the bird replies ” The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God .”




Oldie but a Goldie, Skruntie  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged
If it ain't broke keep fixing it 'til it is!

eliteomegaman

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bolton, Lancashire
  • Posts: 385
  • if it aint broke dont fix it....
    • View Profile
Re: What a BIRD!!!!
« Reply #5 on: 30 May 2010, 17:29:03 »
Quote
Quote
Yiddish parrot
 
 
Shlomo wants to buy a parrot and goes to a pet shop to see what they have.
The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Shlomo decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Shlomo.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Shlomo.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francais?" asks Shlomo.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Shlomo.
"Ja," replied the parrot.
Shlomo pauses for a while, then
asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu?(Well?) Vis a nose like dis,
vot you tink?"
 



 ;D ;D ;D Is that joke Kosher!
 ;D ;D ;D :y

the only thing kosher is the parrot!!  ;)
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.012 seconds with 16 queries.