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Peachy

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HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS
« on: 30 May 2010, 16:32:29 »

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down.(Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast.
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Lizzie_Zoom

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Re: HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS
« Reply #1 on: 30 May 2010, 18:03:55 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes good examples Di of the over protective society! ;) ;)
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Re: HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS
« Reply #2 on: 30 May 2010, 18:08:01 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HELPFUL PRODUCT WARNINGS
« Reply #3 on: 30 May 2010, 19:28:46 »

 ;D  ;D  ;D saw one like that on childrens cough medicine said don't operate heavy machinery or drive. Sleeping tablets to said warning may cause drowsyness ;D
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