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Irael...Not again....NO!! It's Joke of the Day!!
« on: 01 June 2010, 01:11:59 »

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."  :D :D :D

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Re: Irael...Not again....NO!! It's Joke of the Day!!
« Reply #1 on: 01 June 2010, 01:17:58 »

mmmmm old but funny ;D ;D
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Re: Irael...Not again....NO!! It's Joke of the Day!!
« Reply #2 on: 01 June 2010, 01:19:15 »

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mmmmm old but funny ;D ;D

Wot me or the joke  ;D ;D
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Re: Irael...Not again....NO!! It's Joke of the Day!!
« Reply #3 on: 01 June 2010, 01:21:06 »

How about this one then ..............

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."  :D :D :D

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Re: Irael...Not again....NO!! It's Joke of the Day!!
« Reply #4 on: 01 June 2010, 01:30:35 »

both  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Irael...Not again....NO!! It's Joke of the Day!!
« Reply #5 on: 01 June 2010, 01:36:39 »

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both  ;D ;D ;D :y

I'd better stick to ur Trivia Quiz then!!  ;D ;D ;D :y
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