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[eliteomegaman]

40 Gypsies died and went to heaven.

They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St
Peter to let them in.

He said that they didn't have room for all 40 of
them. He only had room for 5.

They all went away to think about who would come in.


A short while later St Peter went to see God and
said 'They've gone!'

God replied, 'What, the Pikeys'?

St Peter 'No, the f*%king gates'!!!! 

[Dishevelled Den]

  splendid 

[Mr Skrunts]

Now is this classed as religeous, sexist, racist or just funny.   

[Pitchfork]

Now is this classed as religeous, sexist, racist or just funny.   

Being of Romany stock (with a bit of Irish, English & French thown in) I find this extremely offensive

[Mr Skrunts]

Now is this classed as religeous, sexist, racist or just funny.   

Being of Romany stock (with a bit of Irish, English & French thown in) I find this extremely offensive

So, you didnt break a smile then. :-/

[tidla]

short story based on the observance of life 

[Peachy]

Now is this classed as religeous, sexist, racist or just funny.   

Being of Romany stock (with a bit of Irish, English & French thown in) I find this extremely offensive

So, you didnt break a smile then. :-/

Probably broke wind
I wanna know what type of joke we CAN publish, I am not racist in any colour kind or creed, but seems all jokes are out of bounds, no matter what the content it will offend some one. So I see no point in posting any more.
I have had a load pm's asking me for MORE but sadly Admins dislike them, cos it seems to me they have  A SENSE OF HUMOUR FAILURE. Get a life, they are JOKES, JOKES, meant to be funny and not pi$$ anyone off, that is why they are called JOKES.
Whats next? Deleting my Soap Spoilers, cos I spoilt id for someone.
Rant Over.

[Nickbat]

Now is this classed as religeous, sexist, racist or just funny.   

Being of Romany stock (with a bit of Irish, English & French thown in) I find this extremely offensive

Being of the homo sapiens stock, I find all jokes about people extremely offensive. Also, as I had a pet once, I find all jokes about animals extremely offensive. Also, because I live in the UK, but have travelled to a few other places, I find any jokes which are region-specific, highly offensive. Also, because I have an Omega, I find all jokes about Vauxhalls offensive. Actually, I have owned Fords and Morris cars as well, so no jokes about them please. Hmm, on further thought, I have considered buying other makes of car, so the best thing is to avoid jokes about any car.

Can all jokes in future be about Martians only, please.

 

[waspy]

  Cracker

[PhilRich]

Bit naughty given the current state of affairs here, but Bloody Flippin' Fantastic non the less!!!!!!!!

[Peachy]

Now is this classed as religeous, sexist, racist or just funny.   

Being of Romany stock (with a bit of Irish, English & French thown in) I find this extremely offensive

Being of the homo sapiens stock, I find all jokes about people extremely offensive. Also, as I had a pet once, I find all jokes about animals extremely offensive. Also, because I live in the UK, but have travelled to a few other places, I find any jokes which are region-specific, highly offensive. Also, because I have an Omega, I find all jokes about Vauxhalls offensive. Actually, I have owned Fords and Morris cars as well, so no jokes about them please. Hmm, on further thought, I have considered buying other makes of car, so the best thing is to avoid jokes about any car.

Can all jokes in future be about Martians only, please.

 

DULY OBLIGED......

A Martian went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Martians.
The game warden ordered the Martian to show his hunting license, and the Martian pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario.This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?"
The Martian reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
The Martian reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"
Again the Martian reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Martian "Just where the hell are you from?"
The Martian smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, " You tell me, you're the expert."

[moggy]

Just an aside on this joke thing,i recently did a charity gig.It was at my local club for help the heroes,i do the compering there.Most people there know me so i can get away with a lot,after the show the secretary came up to me.He said we had 2 complaints about you tonight,i thought it might be my language,or maybe a couple of risky jokes i told.But no it was a joke about a fat mothering law.Where do i go from there,obviously i have got to be more careful what i say in future.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Here we go again!!

This is getting tedious I am afraid guys

When I first joined the OOF two years ago there was not this constant questioning of what was right or wrong, as instead we just used to post and have a great laugh

[albitz]

It is, but whats the answer ?? might have to ban jokes, as most of them are offensive to someone. :-/

[Banjax]

call me a hypocrite - but it is quite funny 

and Pitchfork - stop being a wind-up-merchant