Re the escort ad :-
HERE IS MY FORD ESCORT ESTATE.
I PUT HER IN THE GARAGE 11 MONTHS AGO TO DO SOME SLIGHT BODY WORK TO HER AND
GOT CARRIED AWAY.
[size=14]u don't say!![/size][/b][/color]
SHE NOW HAS NO DOOR HANDLES (apart from drivers door)
SHE HAS NO DOOR LOCKS (apart from drivers door) [size=14]hmmm are we talking about the girlfriend??!![/size][/b][/color]ALL DOORS AND THE TAILGATE CAN BE OPENED FROM THE INSIDE, IVE GOT THE 2 WOLFRACE FRONT WHEELS TO MATCH THE REAR ONES BUT THEY HAVE
NO TYRES ON THEM, [color=#ff0000[size=14]]so not exactly going to be a 'smooth' ride!![/size] [/color]REAR WHEELS 14 BY 7 FRONT WHEELS 13 BY 6.
AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICS SHE HAS CHROME SIDE PIPES THAT ARE BOTH CONNECTED. I HAVE ALL THE LEGAL TINT FOR THE GLASS ALONG WITH A FEW EXTRA CHROME BITS AND BOBS THAT IVE BROUGHT TO FIT ON HER.
SHE IS STILL A 1600 16V, SO IS STILL CHEAP TO INSURE,
SHE IS A LOOKER NOT A PERFORMER.
[color=#ff0000[size=14]]think u should have gone to Specsavers!![/size][/color]95% OF THE BOBY WORK IS NOW COMPLETE AND WITH ABOUT A WEEK SPENT ON HER SHE WOULD BE READY TO USE.
I HAVE SOME MORE PRIMMER FOR HER JUST TO FINISH HER OFF READY FOR PAINT.
And all this for a 'bargain' price of £1250 ........
hey watch out there are men in white coats knocking on your front door!! 
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