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« on: 11 June 2010, 19:49:25 »

Wife asks husband,

"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,

"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."




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« Reply #1 on: 11 June 2010, 19:50:12 »

How true dbug! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 11 June 2010, 20:00:21 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 11 June 2010, 20:01:17 »

 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 11 June 2010, 20:38:29 »

Good one ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 13 June 2010, 21:01:07 »

Excellent :y
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« Reply #6 on: 13 June 2010, 21:24:19 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 13 June 2010, 22:19:19 »

Love it  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 13 June 2010, 22:27:15 »

Fab !! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :y
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