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[Sixstring]

Well,been here two days now....14hr days, but broke the back of the job, all cameras installed, just have to programme and demo them to the client, clean up, and sign off......yay!!!

Anyhow, saw "penny lane", the liver building, the cavern club, and "strawberry fields". Done the whole beatles thing, and eaten a deep fried mars bar....god, I know how to live it up............then on to the New Forest and another 3 days hard graft!

(think of the money....................honey.)

[Entwood]

Well,been here two days now....14hr days, but broke the back of the job, all cameras installed, just have to programme and demo them to the client, clean up, and sign off......yay!!!

Anyhow, saw "penny lane", the liver building, the cavern club, and "strawberry fields". Done the whole beatles thing, and eaten a deep fried mars bar....god, I know how to live it up............then on to the New Forest and another 3 days hard graft!

(think of the money....................honey.)

So they'll all be stolen by the weekend then ... 

[Sixstring]

Nah.............The "Scallies" will have to get up a 50 ft high wall to reach them, and not even pikeys can walk up walls that high.......................

(oh, and they are working, too!!)

[Richie London]

liverppol, more people cashing giros than an audience with the queen on christmas day. so ive heard 

[Sixstring]

..........Hence the need for the cameras to watch the Scallies!!

[omegod]

liverppol, more people cashing giros than an audience with the queen on christmas day. so ive heard 

HMMMM!!

[des.allen]

I heard that the only reason everton where refused planning permission for a new ground in kirby was that it would create thousands of jobs for the area

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Nah.............The "Scallies" will have to get up a 50 ft high wall to reach them, and not even pikeys can walk up walls that high.......................

(oh, and they are working, too!!)

Liverpool Police have announced the theft of a hydraulic lift appliance from the Fire Departments main central station.............


 

[Tony H]

Nah.............The "Scallies" will have to get up a 50 ft high wall to reach them, and not even pikeys can walk up walls that high.......................

(oh, and they are working, too!!)

Not a problem 8-)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I feel a Liverpool joke or two .....coming on....

[Richie London]

we all joke about liverpool but i worked with 3 of them in wales and probably the nicest blokes ive ever met.still keep in touch with them although havent seen them for a few years. one of them whos called scouse mikey, wierd name i know but he is only about 26 now and was dating a woman who was in her early sixties. granny mad he was 

[omegod]

I was a bit narked when I saw this thread but in the spirit of oof and to take the p*ss out of the neighbouring town.................


Kirkby Earthquake Appeal

An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the richter scale hit Liverpool last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Kirkby. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order", "mental", and "that did my head in". The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.

One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying, and my hands were shaking so much that I could hardly skin-up whilst I was watching Trisha."

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth duke" sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher, and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.

How can you help?

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his & hers preferably) white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats, and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-Chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch, and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightning Cider and Stella (wife beater).

Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T., (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out), and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just back from Kavos.

[Dishevelled Den]

I was a bit narked when I saw this thread but in the spirit of oof and to take the p*ss out of the neighbouring town.................


Kirkby Earthquake Appeal

An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the richter scale hit Liverpool last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Kirkby. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order", "mental", and "that did my head in". The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.

One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying, and my hands were shaking so much that I could hardly skin-up whilst I was watching Trisha."

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth duke" sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher, and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.

How can you help?

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his & hers preferably) white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats, and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-Chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch, and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightning Cider and Stella (wife beater).

Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T., (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out), and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just back from Kavos.

  Outstanding, Om - very good indeed 8-)

[Sixstring]

Finished job, driving to The New Forest now........Lovely people these 'pudlians.........shook my hand and told me welcome any time.....

3 more days to work here, then I can come home and sleep in my own bed again.

[Tony H]

I was a bit narked when I saw this thread but in the spirit of oof and to take the p*ss out of the neighbouring town.................


Kirkby Earthquake Appeal

An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the richter scale hit Liverpool last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was Kirkby. Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying "bang out of order", "mental", and "that did my head in". The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before their Giro's arrived.

One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of four said "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom crying, and my hands were shaking so much that I could hardly skin-up whilst I was watching Trisha."

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still searching the rubble and have found numerous "Elizabeth duke" sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from Poundstretcher, and Argos catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from Crazy George's as yet.

How can you help?

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his & hers preferably) white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats, and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's Micro-Chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch, and Iceland pizzas. Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White Lightning Cider and Stella (wife beater).

Cash donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic biro for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T., (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the vehicle out), and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just back from Kavos.

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