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Mysteryman

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Football joke (Or maybe not)
« on: 26 June 2010, 19:06:46 »
A group of fans are seated way back in the stadium at the England v Germany game when they notice an empty seat right at the front. One of them goes down and asks the man sitting next to it if the seat is taken. He tells him it is free. The fan enquires as to why someone would pay for a great seat at such a big game and not turn up.The man explains that it is his wife's seat but that she passed away a few days ago.
 " It will be the first time we haven't watched a big game together for years".
"Sorry to hear that", says the fan "couldn't one of your relatives or neighbours used it?"

"Oh no," he says " they're all at the funeral".
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Re: Football joke (Or maybe not)
« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2010, 19:09:27 »
I like this joke....... :y :y
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Re: Football joke (Or maybe not)
« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2010, 20:08:30 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Football joke (Or maybe not)
« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2010, 20:09:46 »
cruel! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Football joke (Or maybe not)
« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2010, 20:17:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y
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