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Size?
« on: 26 June 2010, 15:50:57 »
A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.

There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.

Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

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Re: Size?
« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2010, 15:58:19 »
 Love it :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2010, 16:00:05 »
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A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.

There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.

Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?
 ::) :y


 Does that include you or not ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Size?
« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2010, 16:07:11 »
Certainly not - don't fly flags from my car!!

Look at my signature - owning a red sports car adds at least 2 inches to the length of your p*nis  :-? :-? :) :) ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2010, 16:16:50 »
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Certainly not - don't fly flags from my car!!

Look at my signature - owning a red sports car adds at least 2 inches to the length of your p*nis  :-? :-? :) :) ;)


Oh yes i see , Very nice, i bet you get all the girls looking at you while your driving it ;) ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2010, 16:44:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2010, 16:50:17 »
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;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
 

Dont say your small zulu, as you got your flag  :D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2010, 16:55:42 »
i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window.  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2010, 17:01:53 »
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window.  ;)
 
Are you small then richie  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 26 June 2010, 17:27:46 »
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;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
 

Dont say your small zulu, as you got your flag  :D ;D ;D ;D ;)



Small, Maria? - I'm practically nonexistent :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 26 June 2010, 17:47:53 »
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window.  ;)
 
Are you small then richie  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D


might just as well be maria what use it gets.  :( ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 26 June 2010, 18:42:20 »
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window.  ;)
 
Are you small then richie  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D


might just as well be maria what use it gets.  :( ;D ;D

Has the pub vending machine runout richie.   ::) ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 26 June 2010, 18:56:47 »
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window.  ;)
 
Are you small then richie  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D


might just as well be maria what use it gets.  :( ;D ;D

Has the pub vending machine runout richie.   ::) ;D ;D


no, it got nicked out the pub last december.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 26 June 2010, 19:42:15 »
I have 4 flags on my car (one for each 2 inches)  ::)

I was going to fly 5, but odd numbers don't look right and 6 would simply be lying  ::) ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 26 June 2010, 20:13:31 »
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I have 4 flags on my car (one for each 2 inches)  ::)

I was going to fly 5, but odd numbers don't look right and 6 would simply be lying  ::) ::)


 :y ;D ;D
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